Hey Young Man!

Good day to you, young man (or lovely lady)! I am Erik, Trampoli's finest farmer. Please feel free to stop by anytime for seeds, crops, or helpful farming advice!

Also, no need to keep asking me whether or not I have a girlfriend...because I have the most wonderful wife a guy could ever ask for!

(Part of the HMMasterlist)


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/Sets the twins in their high chairs after giving them a much-needed bath and putting them into matching, spring-y outfits/ All right…we will not be doing that again. Or if we do, we’ll be using different frosting that doesn’t refuse to come off your skin!
/Takes a plate holding the cupcakes depicted above out of the refrigerator and sets them on the kitchen table/ All right, she shouldn’t be long…maybe she’s just humoring me by giving me this extra time…
/Mason yells something out, reaching for the cupcake he decorated/ No, you’ve already done enough damage, Mister I’ll-Eat-Some-Frosting-While-Dad-Isn’t-Looking. You’ll rot your teeth out before they even grow in…
/Lucia sneezes and a butterfly-shaped cupcakes sprinkle flies out of her nose/ …

/Sets the twins in their high chairs after giving them a much-needed bath and putting them into matching, spring-y outfits/ All right…we will not be doing that again. Or if we do, we’ll be using different frosting that doesn’t refuse to come off your skin!

/Takes a plate holding the cupcakes depicted above out of the refrigerator and sets them on the kitchen table/ All right, she shouldn’t be long…maybe she’s just humoring me by giving me this extra time…

/Mason yells something out, reaching for the cupcake he decorated/ No, you’ve already done enough damage, Mister I’ll-Eat-Some-Frosting-While-Dad-Isn’t-Looking. You’ll rot your teeth out before they even grow in…

/Lucia sneezes and a butterfly-shaped cupcakes sprinkle flies out of her nose/ …

Notes

  1. erik-licious reblogged this from snobby-bratty-richy-me and added:
    Huh?! /Pouts/ I-I’m clever! It just would be more effective to go for a surprise attack when you’re not expecting it!...
  2. snobby-bratty-richy-me reblogged this from erik-licious and added:
    The only reason I’ll be waiting so long is because you’re not very clever. I think you’re too nice to seek revenge on...