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Good day to you, young man (or lovely lady)! I am Erik, Trampoli's finest farmer. Please feel free to stop by anytime for seeds, crops, or helpful farming advice!

Also, no need to keep asking me whether or not I have a girlfriend...because I have the most wonderful wife a guy could ever ask for!

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Reblogged from erik-licious

troll-of-trampoli said: /pounds his fist on Erik's door, foot tapping impatiently/ Yo! Anyone home?

troll-of-trampoli:

erik-licious:

/Is in the process of reading a book to the twins when he hears the sudden banging on the door/ Wow, let me go see who that is! /Sets the book down and stands up, swiftly walking to the door (not noticing that both children are following him)/

All right… /opens the door and looks up at the much taller man/ yes, may I help you?

[Lucia]: /Also stares in awe, but as always, she chooses to add commentary, complete with a pointing finger/ He weawy big! He bigguy!

/Mason looks him over as well and mutters a quiet “yeah.”/

/sees a rather thin, fragile-looking man in the doorway and is about to demand information on Weber when he stops abruptly, seeing the two small children at his heels/

/pauses, clenching his jaw anxiously as he searches for words.  At Lucia and Mason’s talking, he can’t help but smile/

/gives up on trying to convince himself to force information out of Erik and says somewhat normally in his harsh, brusque manner:/ Look, man… I, uh, just moved here.  My buddy, a guy named Weber, came here a few months before me to help set up the, uh, what was it… farm.  Yeah, farm, that was it.  We’re, ah, runnin’ it together, y’see.  But I don’t really know my way around town… so d’you by any chance know where Weber’s farm is?  It’d really help me out.

/Looks down at Lucia for a moment/ Sweetie, it’s not polite to point at people, okay? /Looks up at the stranger and smiles broadly/ Oh, is that so? Well, welcome to Trampoli! But I’m not s-

[Lucia]: /Toddles closer to the “big guy” and waves/ Hi! I Wushya! Nice meet youuu!

Ahah…that was good, sweetheart, but you should wait your turn! /Smiles at the newcomer again/ What I was saying was, there’s no Weber living here! This is a small-

[Lucia]: /Points to Erik/ Dis Daddy! /Points to Mason, who looks kind of bored but is still sticking around/ And dis Masey! Mommy not hewe. She pwetty!

/Looks awkwardly down at his daughter/ …S-Small town, so everybody knows everybody! But if-

[Lucia]: /Points to the “big guy” again, though her question is directed at him and not Erik/ Wass a bigguy name?

/Finally bends down again/ Lucia, sweetie! You have to wait your turn if you want to ask questions. /Pats her head/ You’ll have your turn in a bit, okay?

/Pouting briefly, Lucia eventually nods and starts chattering to Mason, and Erik turns back to the new resident again/

A-Anyway, while I don’t know anybody named Weber, there are other farmers besides me living in town. Two, as a matter of fact. Is it possible you got the name wrong?

Anonymous said: How big is your gardening hose? The one you maintain before and during the process of PLOWING?

W-What now?!

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…I-I have no reason to answer such a ridiculous question…!

troll-of-trampoli said: /pounds his fist on Erik's door, foot tapping impatiently/ Yo! Anyone home?

/Is in the process of reading a book to the twins when he hears the sudden banging on the door/ Wow, let me go see who that is! /Sets the book down and stands up, swiftly walking to the door (not noticing that both children are following him)/

All right… /opens the door and looks up at the much taller man/ yes, may I help you?

[Lucia]: /Also stares in awe, but as always, she chooses to add commentary, complete with a pointing finger/ He weawy big! He bigguy!

/Mason looks him over as well and mutters a quiet “yeah.”/

Character Development, Day 5 of 30

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4.) How vain is your character? Do they find themselves attractive?

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3.) Name one scar your character has, and tell us where it came from. If they don’t have any, is there a reason?

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Reblogged from buddingfarmer
buddingfarmer:


"Remember to stay close to me at all times young man. I don’t want you to get lost."
"I get it Erik…"

For erik-licious

His immaturity cannot be left alone. He needs someone more responsible to make sure he doesn’t take any candy from strangers or get into vans with allegations of needing help searching for their lost puppy.
((Based on an OOC conversation about how Erik treats Raguna like a child. Pete-mun said she should draw it, and I said, “And make Raguna wear one of those Japanese school kid hats while looking super pissed.” BEAUTIFUL!))

buddingfarmer:

"Remember to stay close to me at all times young man. I don’t want you to get lost."

"I get it Erik…"

For erik-licious

His immaturity cannot be left alone. He needs someone more responsible to make sure he doesn’t take any candy from strangers or get into vans with allegations of needing help searching for their lost puppy.

((Based on an OOC conversation about how Erik treats Raguna like a child. Pete-mun said she should draw it, and I said, “And make Raguna wear one of those Japanese school kid hats while looking super pissed.” BEAUTIFUL!))

Reblogged from lunathefashionista

lunathefashionista:

[Laughs once again.] Children seem like so much fun. I mean, I understand that they’re a major responsibility and all that, but you’re making me oddly a little jealous. 

[Points at the pink ones.] Then I’d totally recommend that you go with the pink and the red. But if you buy all three sets, you’ll get them for the price of two, so you might as well

Hehe, I guess I got lucky with the fact that they’re such good kids to begin with! I used to be terrified of how things were going to be with twins, but it’s been great. Obviously, some times were more difficult than others, such as the first few months, or when they were teething, but overall, it’s been wonderful!

Oh, that sounds like a great idea! I know how easily hair accessories and such can get lost, especially the smaller ones. So it would be better to have more. And if they’re on sale, that certainly doesn’t hurt either!

Reblogged from snobby-bratty-richy-me

snobby-bratty-richy-me:

Yes, Uncle Porcoline. *she smiles, shaking her head* Not just that. I just figured it’ll give you one less thing to worry about. You still make the best chocolate chip pancakes, don’t worry.

*She gently squeezes his hand and doesn’t take her eyes off of him before he opens up the book in front of them. Seeing the first few pictures, she’s already feeling the tears burning her eyes. So with her own free hand, she reaches for her handkerchief and dabs at her eyes* It seems like just.. just yesterday… Wow.. *She doesn’t turn to Erik, because she’s crying a bit but she still smiles and leans her head onto him* At first glance.. I thought I was.. Mmm, never mind.

*She reaches out to turn to the next page which were filled with everyone getting both Erik and Bianca ready before the wedding. Spotting the twins, Bianca sighs and has to dab her eyes more* Oh gosh they’re so young there! And it’s silly because that was only a year ago… but they just seem so different now, you know?

/Hearing her voice start shaking and almost certain of the context, he puts his arm around her/ Well, the resemblance is very clear…when my mom first saw me, she started crying too. And when she gave me a hug, she said, “Why couldn’t your idiot father have gotten dressed up as nicely?” /Laughs softly/ I’ll spare you his mother’s response, though I doubt you’ll question why.

/His eyes widen/ Wow, you’re right! Seeing them there, they really do look like little babies! I remember, Lucia was trying so hard to get some words out…and Mason kept trying to eat the flower petals in her hair. He would have gotten away with it, but she thought it was so funny that she’d shriek with laughter every time!