Hey Young Man!

Good day to you, young man (or lovely lady)! I am Erik, Trampoli's finest farmer. Please feel free to stop by anytime for seeds, crops, or helpful farming advice!

Also, no need to keep asking me whether or not I have a girlfriend...because I have the most wonderful wife a guy could ever ask for!

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[Erik&Lillian]

dreaming-in-lilac:

[Eyes only lighten up more at his words, nodding quickly in agreement, hands clasping together as she grins] That’s exactly right! ♪

Well then I insist, try it on! I’m sure it will look wonderful on you. [Grinning as she looks up to him, standing on her toes as she hesitantly brings her hands to the crown to adjust it, the woman returns to her heels before giving a nod] It looks fantastic! ♪

/Smiles broadly/ Great! Now I just have to make sure my daughter never tries to snatch it off my head…and more importantly, that my son doesn’t try to…eat it. /Laughs awkwardly/ I-I guess it’s a good thing that they’re still both really little!

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snobby-bratty-richy-me:

Petty rumors such as those do not bother me, Erik. *She smiles, laughing amusedly.* Much worse was said about me during large family gatherings before, so I’m quite immune to those sorts of things by now. Besides even if I am “much too dignified,” *Does the air quotes.* I’d still marry an idiot like you.

Of course I am! *Gives him a kiss on the cheek, a triumphant smile on her face.*

People were saying bad things about you? And why was I not informed, if only for the sake of kicking some a…I mean, teaching some lessons? /Smiles, blushing a little/ Well, I’m glad for that at least!

[Mason]: /Points at him/ Daddy?

Yes, my boy? Is there something you need to ask of me?

[Mason]: … /Stares/ …Idit. Mommy say you idit.

[Lucia]: Masey noooo!!! /Obviously very distraught, though she doesn’t really know what “idiot” means, save for the fact that from her brother, it clearly bothers Daddy a lot/ Daddy, no cwy! Not a idit!

T-Thank you, I’m glad someone thinks so!!!

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snobby-bratty-richy-me:

…. *Her pout is still there, but it soon fades to a smile.* Nice save…

I’m very lucky for that. *Standing up, she took Erik’s hand and pulled him gently.* Now I have something for you. Don’t get your hopes up, okay? I don’t want you getting disappointed by it…


I-It wasn’t a save, it was what I was planning to say from the beginning!

/Stands up, a broad smile coming to his face/ Oh, come on now. I’m sure it’s nothing that I could find disappointing! Especially if it’s from you~

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Kid’s Special! || Erik & Connie (& Lucia & Mason)

my-little-connie:

Yeah!  Grandma and Grandpa say they can’t work anymore so I’m working for them!  They always tell me that they’re proud of me, so I do my best!

Milk?  Okay, I can do— /is startled by Lucia’s exclamation, and looks up at her hat.  It is a pretty fantastic hat, and seeing the little girl’s excitement, takes it off and hands it to Lucia.  Her brown hair spills out and falls to her shoulders/  Here!  Want to borrow it?  Take good care of it, okay?

/nods to Erik and tries to tie her hair back again, to no avail/  Uhhh… okay!  Two milks for the wait!  /scurries over to the large fridge and takes out a large glass bottle of fresh milk and from a nearby cabinet two glass cups — and after a moment of thought are then replaced by cute plastic ones — and carefully pours two equal cups of milk.  Hurries back to the counter and sets the plastic cups and saucers in front of Erik/  And anything for you, sir?

Well that’s…just so admirable of you!

(Internally:)

/Laughs/ Y-Yes, she gets really excited about hats and ribbons and other things one might wear on their head. It was one of the first articles of clothing she learned how to say, if I recall! /Smiles at Lucia/ Wow, that was really nice of her to let you borrow it! What do you say, Lucia?

[Lucia]: /Takes a break from giggling excitedly/ Dank you fo’ wet me have da hat!

Yes, but you’re just borrowing the hat. You’ll have to give it back, okay?

/Smiles as she brings over the cups of milk/ Thank you so much! And…well, I think I’ll wait on the pudding, but thank you for asking!

/As Lucia says a cheerful “nank youuu!” and Mason gives a brief nod followed by a quiet “fanks,” he sighs, and he can’t help but wonder how such a young kid came to be in charge of her grandparents’ shop (other than her grandparents being unable to run it themselves)/ So do you live with your grandparents? You seem to be quite close with them, or at least that’s the impression I’m getting!

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[Erik&Lillian]

dreaming-in-lilac:

I suppose that’s true~! ♪ 

I did! I’ve gotten a lot of practice over the years, they’re fun to make once you get the hang of it! And no it wasn’t much at all- The mountain by my town has the most beautiful flowers! I always collect them on my walks to make crowns and such. [She grins up at him, tilting her head before nodding] You should try it on! I’d like to see it on you ♪.

That does seem like it would be the case. I guess it’s one of those things where, once you’ve gotten the hang of it, it becomes really enjoyable! Like knitting or crochet, maybe?

Hehe, I’ll admit, I do want to see how it looks! /Quickly but carefully puts the crown on top of his head. After a few unsuccessful attempts to look up and see any part of it, he smiles/ …I can’t see from here, so how do I look? Am I worthy of your artistic talent?

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erik-licious said: /Raps on his door at 5:59 in the morning. EXACTLY./ Young man! Young man, are you awake?! I certainly hope you've started your chores!!!

superfarmerlevel:

superfarmerlevel:

[The sudden knocking is enough to jolt him awake, and in his surprise he rolls right off the bed and onto the cold, hard wood floor]

I’m up!  I’m up! 

[Slowly stands up, dreading every moment that he’s not asleep] [He slowly makes his way over to the door, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes and trying desperately to not look like a reanimated corpse]

Good morning. [He opens the door with a greeting before realizing that he forgot to get dressed.  He’s just kind of standing in the doorway in his underwear.  Fuck it.] 

Yeah, I’ve, uh… Been working real hard this morning.

[He flinches at the flick to his forehead, more out of surprise than actual pain] Hey! I work way harder than you give me credit for! 

I was up late last night, so I figured I could sleep in this morning. [He realizes that Erik will probably try to come up retaliation, so he offers an explanation]

And I’ve already harvested all of my summer crops, so it’s mostly just a break until it cools down enough to start planting things for the fall.

Why are you even up this early, anyway?

Really?! Because you certainly could have fooled me there! /Crosses his arms/ Up late, you say? I shudder to think what sort of chaos you left in the wake of your “exciting late night”!

And do I need to remind you, there are plenty of other preparations for the upcoming change of seasons that you could be taking care of? This situation is far worse than I’d expected…

A ridiculous question! It’s because- /stifles a yawn/ well, I just had a terrible feeling you’d done something reckless or worse! And I was right!!!

/Marches into his house, pulls a chair out from the table in the middle, and turns it out/ With that being said, I’d like for you to sit here and think about what you’ve done to cause so much trouble!!

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Now How Does This “Date” Thing Work, Again?

snobby-bratty-richy-me:

When he started talking about the food, Bianca could practically feel her stomach eating her insides. “Yeah, who knew…” She repeated, not really paying much attention to how desperate her eyes looked. “Y-You know… Erik, aren’t you, um, hungry? I mean, we’ve not eaten that much today. At least not as much as the twins!”

Turning her head to him, she looked up at him with hopeful eyes. “So, maybe we could.. Go try some more food? There are still stands down that way that I don’t remember passing earlier. What do you say?” Pursing her lips, her gaze lingered on his still hopeful. She looked almost like a child asking for ice cream. Except she was trying to be more discrete about it.

Noticing how desperately she was indirectly asking for food, and the expression on her face, Erik decided he shouldn’t tease much more than that. “I’m sorry, that was mean of me…you know you can ask me for things directly, especially when it’s about something like food!”

He sighed, looking around. “So, which one in particular caught your eye? Obviously, we have to pick a starting point…unless you want to divide and conquer, but that seems a bit excessive.”

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snobby-bratty-richy-me:

Oh I know, darling. But you know, maybe if you talk to him about all of your silly endeavors, you could get him to see it in your perspective! I’m sure you could get him to keep his mouth shut, too. You wouldn’t want him telling all the other girls in town, now would you?

*Bianca smiles down at Lucia, glad that their daughter was able to keep him from crying. Which she feared he may have… just maybe, though. Looking back at Erik, she grabbed his hand gently.* Yes, you must! But for now, let’s enjoy the rest of this camping trip. You can worry about Raguna later, okay?

B-But if he tells all of the girls in town, wouldn’t that affect you too? “Goodness, I thought Bianca was much too dignified to marry such an idiot, but I guess I was wrong!” Doesn’t that worry you at all?!

/Pouts, thinking it over for a bit/ …Fine, I guess you’re right…there are only so many stories he can share in the time we’re gone, I suppose…

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snobby-bratty-richy-me:

O-Oh shush! *She shoves him lightly, eyes wide and lips forming an embarrassed, yet somehow pleased, pout.* Stupid…

Well you know… *She reaches up to hold his face in her hands, her lips curving up into a smile.* I like you best like this. *She kisses him deeply on the lips before pulling back and smiling widely.* Plus, you listen to me more this way. *Giggles, giving him another quick kiss.* Just kidding, of course.

Hey, you didn’t even let me get to the good part! I was about to say that everything on your face is adorable and it always will be~

Ah-! /Blushes as she kisses him, smiling awkwardly when she looks at him again/ Heh…well, it doesn’t take much to get me to listen to you, that’s for certain…

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erik-licious said: /Raps on his door at 5:59 in the morning. EXACTLY./ Young man! Young man, are you awake?! I certainly hope you've started your chores!!!

superfarmerlevel:

[The sudden knocking is enough to jolt him awake, and in his surprise he rolls right off the bed and onto the cold, hard wood floor]

I’m up!  I’m up! 

[Slowly stands up, dreading every moment that he’s not asleep] [He slowly makes his way over to the door, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes and trying desperately to not look like a reanimated corpse]

Good morning. [He opens the door with a greeting before realizing that he forgot to get dressed.  He’s just kind of standing in the doorway in his underwear.  Fuck it.] 

Yeah, I’ve, uh… Been working real hard this morning.

/Deadpans…does this child think he’s an idiot? In other words, his equal? How dare he lie to someone who’s such a perfect role model, and one who takes time out of his own busy schedule to make sure his farm isn’t being too terribly neglected/

… /As if the unpleasant glare isn’t enough, he takes advantage of the young wannabe-farmer’s undoubtedly slow, post-waking-up reaction time and flicks him between the eyes/ …Yes, clearly you’ve been hard at work. In case you haven’t noticed, I’m your neighbor, not your babysitter!!